I have decided what is going on my thigh. It’ll be that Ernest Hemingway quote. “You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering.”
I have slept approximately 5 hours in the last 72 hours.
do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head
If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual
I really want to go to Colorado and see Mark. I want one of his hugs.
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*